No To Ironing, Yes To Fucking

When she told you that you had to get ready to go, she didn’t mean that you should just now pull your shirt from the bottom of the laundry and hold it in your hand all balled up. Whatever, Ivi Rein manages to keep you from getting out the door on time, all the time, and now it’s your turn to be a little sluggish. She volunteers to iron your shirt for you, but the sight of her man without a shirt (and the sight of your skinny, sexy girlfriend) is enough to give the two of you some very fun ideas about how else you could be spending your time…